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Meeting 4/6 today. When will this day end?
May 5th, 2010 — Uncategorized
just spent 4+ hours on trying to connect to a web service just to realize that I was not using the right security. I hate days like this.
May 4th, 2010 — Uncategorized
Top 10 Helpful Hints for Geeky Dads-To-Be http://bit.ly/bhpGKy
May 3rd, 2010 — Uncategorized
Doing the dc challange scavenger hunt!
May 1st, 2010 — Uncategorized
Sigh. Looks like my commute home this week will be a mess. Thank you lumbard street.
April 25th, 2010 — Uncategorized
@Mikaiya aren’t map reduce problems fun!
April 25th, 2010 — Uncategorized
New sim card. Hopefully that will let me make more calls in more places. The bars lie. #AT&T
April 25th, 2010 — Uncategorized
In Search Of Common Law And Common Sense
April 23rd, 2010 — Reader, Uncategorized
(Law Firm | Phoenix, AZ, USA)
Me: “This is [law firm], how can I help you?”
Customer: “Are you located on the fifth floor?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “Well, I am on the fifth floor and there are no offices here.”
Me: “There are three law firms on the fifth floor, ma’am. We are the one all the way to the right of the elevator.”
Customer: “No, there are no offices on this floor. It’s totally open. And, its hot.”
Me: “Hot?”
Customer: “Yeah, its hot. I think you gave me the wrong address.”
(Verifies address, customer has the correct address.)
Customer: “Well, its just an open floor. I got out of my car up here and there’s no office.”
Me: “Are you… are you on the fifth floor of the parking garage?”
(My office window looks out at the roof (fifth) level of the parking garage. Sure enough there is a women on her cell phone pacing around the roof level of the parking garage.)
Customer: “You told me to go to the fifth floor.”
Me: “Of the office building, ma’am, not of the parking garage.”
Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
April 23rd, 2010 — Uncategorized
AT&T – 5 bars 3G network. Can’t make a freaking call or send a text message. I can we change “More bars in more places” to “More CALLS!!!!!”
April 23rd, 2010 — Uncategorized
