Entries from March 2010 ↓

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Shit, man.

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Oh, those helpful, singing, dancing scrubbing bubbles! They frolic through your shower and make all a-sparkle! But what happens after the cameras stop rolling? Let's see. Looks like some of these bubbles don't want to leave, but remain as chemical residue, and watch you shower... The video is an amusing piece of animated propaganda from Method to drive interest in the Household Labeling Act, which would require cleaning products to list all their ingredients on their labels.

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Er.... I thought marriage was defined as being between a man and a woman. Can a body pillow be a girl?

Remember how much attention was given to the Japanese man who married his Nintendo DS? It seems strange to me that there hasn’t been as much coverage of the Korean man who just married his body pillow.

This leads to the inevitable question: would you rather marry a body pillow or a video game?

I’m torn. A game can give you some mental stimulation and companionship. Then again, it’s easier to snuggle with a pillow. Maybe if they combine the two there will be a lot more marriages to inanimate objects.

Client: “I heard you are the one that can help me with anything.”

Me: “Thank you, how may be of service?”

Client: “I have this site an Indian team built for me, but i doesn’t work. I need you to fix it for me ASAP.”

Me: “That’s quite a lot of work. I can do it, but it will take [amount of time] and will cost you [amount of money].”

Client: “No, you don’t understand, I ALREADY PAID for this website. I just need you to fix it.”

Me: “I am sorry, what do I have to do with the Indian team?”

Client: “You are an idiot! Why would I pay you for the work I have already paid for? The Indians coded the website, you just have to fix it! It’s not like you are making me a new website.”

Me: “You are right, sir. I am just making it functional and clean. Unfortunately I have the bad habit of getting paid for this.”

Try Garfield minus Garfield the book.

cijimcb:

k-troll:

gibsonsandmarshalls:

lordolimar:

fousheezy:

Those of you who know me know I despise “demotivational poster” style anything. It’s trite, and uncreative. This is the only time I will post one, and I think you can tell why.

Well done, fousheezy. Personally, I’ve always thought of Old Glory as a banner to be held high as you charge forth in life, not as a shield to hide behind. Which, it seems Palin enjoys rather openly.

I’m not really religious but I pray to God this image was photoshopped.  And if Sinclair Lewis (1885-1951) traveled back in time a hundred years to make the quote, how come he couldn’t stop Hitler?