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Really?

"For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you," the product description of the Edward Cullen mannlow begins. Is that a promise, or a threat? Yes, mortals who pine after a fictional and emotionally abusive but sparkly vampire have their own answer to the Girlfriend Pillow.

Pillows with arms are nothing new, but unauthorized reproductions of a fictional character's face on those pillows is. Also, that long neck is kind of freaky and scary.

Unfortunately, if you're on Team Jacob, that model has sold out.

I will not be satisfied until the seller takes this concept to its logical conclusion: the Barry Manilow Manllow. Your mom wants one.

Like Edward Cullen, Manilow never seems to age. Coincidence?

TWILIGHT EDWARD CULLEN Robert Pattison MANLLOW half man half pillow [Etsy] (Thanks, Caitlin!)
Pillow Biter [Regretsy]

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